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True Friendship: A testimony to true friendship is... A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in...

Thanks for the referal.

I was confused when I heard the word ?Service? used with these agencies: South African Police 'Service' South African Postal 'Service' South African Prison 'Service' South African National Road Agency Limited (e-Toll) 'Service' Civil 'Service' Provincial, Municipal, City & Public 'Service'...

My Yamaha B-1 power amp went into thermal overload,blowing the left channel power fuse. Require technician in Jhb to have a look at it. Any suggestions ? Thanking in advance.

The Vicar's Salary At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow , stands...

South African home affairs... I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Sipho Mthethwa and I asked: "How did you ever get a name like Sipho Mthethwa, being a Chinese man?" "Many, many years ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Home Affairs Document Center. Man in front was...

2 SEUNTJIES STRY OOR DIE GROOTTE VAN HUL PA SE PLASE. DIE EEN SEUNTJIE SE?, "MY PA SE PLAAS IS SO GROOT, AS ONS DIE OGGEND 5 UUR  MET DIE BAKKIE BY DIE HUIS RY, KOM ONS EERS NA SKEMER BY DIE EERSTE HOEKPAAL UIT!" DIE TWEEDE EEN S?, "ONS HET JARE TERUG OOK SO 'N KAK BAKKIE GEHAD........."

Arthur, age 92 and Emily, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist. Arthur suggests they go in. Arthur addresses the man behind the counter:  "Are you the Owner?" The Pharmacist answers: "Yes."...

In the middle of Jhb CBD two metro cops spot a single cab Toyota Hilux bakkie, FS number plates and two boere inside driving in the BUS lane... "Those whities think they are cleva!" says the one cop to the other. They stop the bakkie, and the cop walks over to their window. Cop says: "Good...

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women...

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The welsh woman...

Man sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer." :giggle:

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a...

Jumping Jack Flash was a gas, R.I.P. Johnny Winter

Normally a man speaks 25000 words a day and a women speaks 30000. But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30000!

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and so the xicanos are out .Was that a fair awarded penalty ?

Listerning to some cool blues on 93.8 MixFM :thumbs:

The whole team revolves around Ronaldo, he got them to Brasil. Very disappointed with their performance

So Soarez gets ,9 games plus 4 months suspension and US$120k fine as well(pocket money for him).