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After he's served his ban , he must only be allowed to play ,if he's wired his mouth shut. :giggle:

Should Soarez receive a life ban for what he did against the Italy player ?

After landing my new job as a B & Q Greeter  -    I lasted less than a  day . . . . . About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting Bognor babe walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I...

that is a nice piece of steak!!!!! vacuum packed

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like...

Never discard Italy,slow starters. Pretty hard to select a winner at this stage.

excuse my ignorance, what are you decorating??  :thinking:

N Klomp paddatjies vrek toe die plaasdammetjie waarin hulle gebly het opdroog en nou staan hulle so 'n tou voor die hekke van die padda hemel en wag om in te gaan. By die hek moet hulle eers ondervra word sodat daar vasgestel kan word of hulle darem kwalifiseer vir die padda hemel. Die eerste...

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the...

Koffie maak mens aggressief... Koffie maak 'n mens definitief aggressief. Ek het gisteraand 12 dubbel brannewyne gedrink en my vrou twee koffies. Jy moes sien hoe de moer in was sy!

Japanese couple argument Husband : Sukitaki. Wife replies : Kowanini!!! Husband replies : Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!!! Wife on her knees literally begging : Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!!! Husband replies agreely : Na miaou kina tim kouji!!! !! En hie sit jy en lees die kak asof jy...

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words...

'n Amerikaanse toeris doen ?white water rafting? op die Oranjerivier en Gatiep is sy toergids.Die Amerikaner vra vir Gatiep: ?Do you know psychology, methodology, biology or geology? Gatiep antwoord: ?Nei Master, never heard those big words! ? Amerikaner: ?You sure don?t know a lot my friend...

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny...

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

give this man a Bell's

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his  missing wife. Husband : ?I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.? Inspector : ?What is her height ?? Husband: ?I never checked.? Inspector :?Slim or healthy ?? Husband: ?Not slim, can be healthy...

have you given Midas a try?

much appreciated

Would anyone be able to assist ,I'm looking for a pinch roller for a Ferrograph series 7,  diameter 1?".Trying to revive back to life. thanks in advance