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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring...

Thanks for the advice !

how important is it to lubricate the tape? where could one find this silicone base oil? (if available at all)

The  Irish  Millionaire Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who  Wants To Be  A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had  already won 500,000  euros. "You've done very  well so far,"  said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,  "but  for a million euros you've only got  one life-line...

I would give Midas a phone call.

  There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.    It's called marriage !!!

              The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

That was awsome, brilliant concert.

Santana, fantastic show,money well spent, even got a t shirt .

Does anyone know where I can get a stylus for an Empire 400 TC cartrige? Thanks

Pick one .

Try Shane ,he's just before the breakfast robot on Ondekkers,going west. Cell is 0836423973, also does repairs to gaming consoles.

The paint job is stunning,I think.

I'll PM you with his details,does alarms,electric fencing and CCTV cameras .

Daar was 'n boemelaar, hy het elke dag Castles gedrink en dan gaan slaap hy in die park. Een dag stap twee moffies verby en se: "Oooh kyk hierdie seksie ding", Hulle besluit hulle gaan bietjie 'speel' met hom. Hulle doen die ding en stop R10 in sy hand. Volgende dag word hy wakker en siendie...

Bought mine in 84,paid 90 Swiss francs,  AIWA HS -P05 also without tuner, still 100% functional and original ear phones.

I was telling my children a bedtime story last night. They love fairytales, so I came up with a cracker....... Once upon a time there was a football team called Manchester United. They played a game and won the three points. The end. I know. A truly nonsensical and delusional story, but the...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last...

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