Rodney_gold
R.I.P. 5 June 2018
I'm off to the ENT today for a throat problem and am gonna ask the Doc to do my ears at the same time - if I pop my ears , I hear much more treble for a few secs and then they sort of settle down back to normal - time to remove the dead flys , cobwebs and other miscellaneous objects.....
Here's a horrific story for you.
We were all at a big familt gathering and were talking med aid , my cousin , who is a bit of a buffoon piped up in his arrogant way about how his wife was consuming his med aid benefits and quipped humerously to another fam member who is a pharmacist whether it was possible to get his wife's "happy pills" wholesale.
Whats the story?
Well it appeared that one evening he was watching tv in bed and his wife was asleep , he was eating popcorn and as a joke , took an unpopped kernel and stuck it in his wifes ear which woke her , she felt the tickling in her ear and rubbed it , which sent the kernel deeper in the ear canal , despite all her efforts , the kernel migrated further and they decided to go to casualty to remove it (the buffoon is actually a paramedic in his spare time) At casualty , they couldnt remove it mechanically and the guy on duty tried to flush it , needless to say , the kernel swelled. To cut a long story short - it had to be removed surgically and his wife is now partially deaf in one ear and suffers from severe migrane headaches and incessant tinnitus because of his actions. He still thinks this is a big joke. Had my wife done something stupid to me like that , she would be my ex wife or maybe even my late wife.....
Here's a horrific story for you.
We were all at a big familt gathering and were talking med aid , my cousin , who is a bit of a buffoon piped up in his arrogant way about how his wife was consuming his med aid benefits and quipped humerously to another fam member who is a pharmacist whether it was possible to get his wife's "happy pills" wholesale.
Whats the story?
Well it appeared that one evening he was watching tv in bed and his wife was asleep , he was eating popcorn and as a joke , took an unpopped kernel and stuck it in his wifes ear which woke her , she felt the tickling in her ear and rubbed it , which sent the kernel deeper in the ear canal , despite all her efforts , the kernel migrated further and they decided to go to casualty to remove it (the buffoon is actually a paramedic in his spare time) At casualty , they couldnt remove it mechanically and the guy on duty tried to flush it , needless to say , the kernel swelled. To cut a long story short - it had to be removed surgically and his wife is now partially deaf in one ear and suffers from severe migrane headaches and incessant tinnitus because of his actions. He still thinks this is a big joke. Had my wife done something stupid to me like that , she would be my ex wife or maybe even my late wife.....
