1. Boy George on Elton John
?All that money, and he?s still got hair like a ******* dinner lady.?
2. Elton John on Keith Richards
?It?s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.?
3. Morrissey on Brett Anderson
?He?ll never forgive God for not making him Angie Bowie.?
4. Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton
?People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a ******? ledge and write a song about it??
5. Mark ?E? Everett on The Beatles
?John Lennon sings about peace because he?s a woman-beater. Hippies are so full of ****.?
6. Ian Brown on Bono
?He?s such a fake, isn?t he? When he did Live Aid, which made them a worldwide group ? he looked out and [saw] that black girl in the middle of all them people, and she?s from Hackney or something, and he was like, ?Here?s a great shot for me around the world to show I?m Mr Africa.? It?s like colonialist times with a big white hat.?
7. Robert Smith on Morrissey
?If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I?ll eat meat ? that?s how much I hate Morrissey.?
8. Alan McGee on Coldplay
?Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should?ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.?
9. Kurt Cobain on Guns N? Roses
?They?re really talentless people, and they write crap music, and they?re the most popular rock band on the earth right now. I can?t believe it.?
10. Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the **** is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?
?All that money, and he?s still got hair like a ******* dinner lady.?
2. Elton John on Keith Richards
?It?s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.?
3. Morrissey on Brett Anderson
?He?ll never forgive God for not making him Angie Bowie.?
4. Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton
?People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a ******? ledge and write a song about it??
5. Mark ?E? Everett on The Beatles
?John Lennon sings about peace because he?s a woman-beater. Hippies are so full of ****.?
6. Ian Brown on Bono
?He?s such a fake, isn?t he? When he did Live Aid, which made them a worldwide group ? he looked out and [saw] that black girl in the middle of all them people, and she?s from Hackney or something, and he was like, ?Here?s a great shot for me around the world to show I?m Mr Africa.? It?s like colonialist times with a big white hat.?
7. Robert Smith on Morrissey
?If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I?ll eat meat ? that?s how much I hate Morrissey.?
8. Alan McGee on Coldplay
?Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should?ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.?
9. Kurt Cobain on Guns N? Roses
?They?re really talentless people, and they write crap music, and they?re the most popular rock band on the earth right now. I can?t believe it.?
10. Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the **** is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?
