My new invention , the Skelmstokkie...investment opportunity of a lifetime

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Rodney_gold

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I am in the final throes of perfecting the skelmstokkie , an invention that will save you ton's of monery.

Basically its a rod made out of rare earth strontium chloride sinstered powder wrapped with 99.99% ofc copper wire , wound in a linkwitz o'reilly matrixed pattern , clad with the finest grade foamed teflon , at one end is a 60 amp hospital grade plug.
You lay it down next to the incoming unmetered escum cable and by quasi parastic induction it leaches and can deliver up to 6kw power.
Currently we have 378 000 units on order and a potential to sell 47 000 000 units .. Priced at only R499 with a 2 yr warrantee.
Production in our high tech factory (4th floor of the Huoming hui building , 25 Shenzen st , Yiwu (0061 575 3459800 - ask for Yarde Feng) is proceeding at a brisk rate. We do need some additional funding , so I am offering the forum members shares in this enterprise , R20k will get you a 5% stake in the company (GoldenRod skelmstok investment  Pty LTd) with a guaranteed return of 500% per annum. Don't snooze on this opportunity , only the first 15 000 applicants will be allocated shares and we expect the IPO to be 10x oversubscribed.
Mail me your application with a cheque or better still , with cash.
 
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