I have a beautiful young wife who's 10 years younger than I am. Music hasn't EVER sounded better than it does on my current system, and life is beautiful.
This evening I took the missus out to Panarotti's and it all resulted in such a positive experience I thought I'd share it with you guys. Panarotti's do a litre of Sangria (Four Cousins) @ arount R79 that packs a serious punch. The 1st glass went down deliciously smooth but the crowd slowly started to fade and I became focused more on my wife who was seated directly opposite me. We were both a little more talkative than usual. The second glass was even more effective since I now beckoned her closer, smiling and whispering my plans into her ear about how I would take it upon myself to slowly undo her dress with my teeth when we got back home, oh - and this was all within 15 minutes of us finding a table btw.
We then ordered a "cheesy garlic snails" starter and a large Al Capone pizza (hot) but by the time the food arrived we were more than halfway through our litre of Sangria. Delicious stuff! And it tasted even better with our meal that we were now both playfully feeding to each other. I remember thinking to myself at that moment "these Four Cousins must've been doing the incestuous nasty together" in their creating this heavenly nectar of lurrrve. We ate and drank everything and I rushed home at 145km/h which took all of 5 minutes. At this point the wife's eyes were glazed over and sparkly, and she was slurring her words... all tell-tale signs that this sangria... this "nectar of the gods..." was working it's magic... so I gave her my usual look, then bit my bottom lip and raised an eyebrow... (ps. feel free to try this at your own risk but no guarantees this will work on your spouse, unless I'm the one doing it
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So... how did this all end you ask? Well let me just say she's in bed exhausted, sleeping like a baby right now... as she has been within 15min of our getting home. A little too much sangria :sulky: And I'm here at my PC sharing my sorry tale with you guys...
This evening I took the missus out to Panarotti's and it all resulted in such a positive experience I thought I'd share it with you guys. Panarotti's do a litre of Sangria (Four Cousins) @ arount R79 that packs a serious punch. The 1st glass went down deliciously smooth but the crowd slowly started to fade and I became focused more on my wife who was seated directly opposite me. We were both a little more talkative than usual. The second glass was even more effective since I now beckoned her closer, smiling and whispering my plans into her ear about how I would take it upon myself to slowly undo her dress with my teeth when we got back home, oh - and this was all within 15 minutes of us finding a table btw.
We then ordered a "cheesy garlic snails" starter and a large Al Capone pizza (hot) but by the time the food arrived we were more than halfway through our litre of Sangria. Delicious stuff! And it tasted even better with our meal that we were now both playfully feeding to each other. I remember thinking to myself at that moment "these Four Cousins must've been doing the incestuous nasty together" in their creating this heavenly nectar of lurrrve. We ate and drank everything and I rushed home at 145km/h which took all of 5 minutes. At this point the wife's eyes were glazed over and sparkly, and she was slurring her words... all tell-tale signs that this sangria... this "nectar of the gods..." was working it's magic... so I gave her my usual look, then bit my bottom lip and raised an eyebrow... (ps. feel free to try this at your own risk but no guarantees this will work on your spouse, unless I'm the one doing it
) So... how did this all end you ask? Well let me just say she's in bed exhausted, sleeping like a baby right now... as she has been within 15min of our getting home. A little too much sangria :sulky: And I'm here at my PC sharing my sorry tale with you guys...
