The perfect way to spend a public holiday

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philipc

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With one more public holiday ahead of us, here is my idea on how to spend the perfect public holiday.

Ideal                                                Actual
Sleep late and wake up naturally                  Forget your cell alarm is still on.
Cuddle with the wife                                    Ugh-ugh not now.
Empty the geyser with a long hot shower.      Geyser already emptied, short cold shower
Croissants and strong filter coffee                  Toast and instant coffee
Lie on the couch listening to some                  Disney channel blaring in your ears
tunes on your dream system
Have friends over lunch                                Clean garage and pick up dogshyte on the lawn
Spend the afternoon sipping Allesverloren      At last have some nice lunch, Robertsons box wine
'11 Cabernet and eating cheese and figs        More boxwine and some Doritos
Find wife waiting for you wearing                  Find wife already asleep wearing her cold weather sleeping outfit
Victoria's secret
Fall asleep content                                        Fall asleep in front of the tv watching Wheeler Dealers

Enjoy
 
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